A lot of the humor in this section is sexual in nature. No actual pornographic content, but I thought it would be a good idea to warn you guys anyway. Never know what people will sue you for nowadays, know what I'm saying? So, anyway, unless you're old enough to read sex jokes* turn back now, or you shall be doomed to be surrounded by a swarm of imaginary mimes for all eternity. Actually that won't happen, but you won't be able to sue me for whatever it is people sue other people for related to mentioning sex on the internet without warning. I'm not sure what the actual charges would be, but you won't be able to sue me for them. So that means I win, which makes me happy. I think I'll go eat some ice cream or something to celebrate.
Having said that, if you still want to lol epically at my humor click here, here, or here. Doesn’t matter, they all go to the same place. You can also click here, but that one doesn’t actually go anywhere.
*I'm not actually sure what age that is, but it's gotta be younger than how old you have to be to look at pictures of sex, because you’re not seeing actual pictures and there are only brief references to sex instead of graphic descriptions, so I'd say about 15 maybe, but don't quote me on that.
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