On a toy trucx: "Please note that this toy does not fly" On a car cup-holder: "WARNING-Do not put beverages cup holders." On a can of Mace: "May cause irritation to the eyes" On a chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals." On a hair-dryer: "Do not use while sleeping" On a stroller: "Remove child before folding." On a hammer: "Do not use this hammer to strike any solid objects." On a display rack of hemp bracelet: "Do not smoke these bracelets while wearing." On shin gaurds: "Do not protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a fireplace lighter: "Do not use near flame or sparks." On a PMS releif pill: "Do not use if you have prostate problems."
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