Welcome to Sabertoothed Chicken.com™ the official website of BrokenEye Unltd.™ You may be wondering why it's called Sabertoothed Chicken.com™ instead of BrokenEye Unltd.com™. The explanation for that is simple really: I like to be different like that. Plus, I had to use "Sabertoothed Chicken.com™" somewhere, and where better than my own website. For further details, see the “About the Designer” page. That will also help to explain exactly what BrokenEye Unltd.™ is, for those who don't know. Actually, if you don't know, how did you find this website? Never mind. You are welcomed here none the less, and the wonder that is BrokenEye Unltd.™ will soon be revealed to you in all its awesomeness. For it is indeed awesome. On a scale of one to one-hundred, one being Steve Urkel in his underwear, and one-hundred being Chuck Norris and Mr. T fighting cyborg zombies while riding a shark-dragon hybrid made out of living magma, BrokenEye Unltd.™ is about a 73.009. I wish it were at least a 90, but nothing can even come close to the immense amount of awesomeness generated by Chuck Norris and Mr. T fighting cyborg zombies while riding a shark-dragon hybrid made out of living magma. You know they actually considered having that happen, but then it turned out that if they did, the awesomeness would achieve critical mass and destroy the universe. So they didn't do it. True story. Oh, and Boba Fett too. And the zombies have flamethrowers. You should probably click on something before I start to ramble. As long as it's one of my links and not the "close window" button I'm cool. Enjoy.
(P.S. No you may not follow me on FaceBook. It may be a bad business move to say this, but FaceBook is a pointless waste of valuable internet and time, and literally constructed out of fail. This is not up for debate. The same applies to MySpace and Twitter.)
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4/8/2011 New typos added to Headlines
4/3/2011 New typo added to Headlines
3/8/2011 New video segment coming soon-ish
I've started work on a video extension of Experiment This entitled "Goddamnit Don't Scientists Ever Watch Movies" in which I comment on (read: rant about) various real scientific experiments that anyone who's ever been to the movies could tell you are ridiculously bad ideas—such as cloning dinosaurs and making 100% autonomous robots with guns attached. You know, little things.
No promises on when I'll be posting the first episode.
2/18/2011 Gallery Page Outsourced to deviantART
Do to the fact that coding is kind of a pain in the ass, I've removed my old gallery page, and now all the "Gallery" links now redirect to my gallery on deviantART.
Also, I removed the red background on the paragraphs, because it just made the site look cluttered.
1/12/2011 I'm doing the advertising thing again,
because I've gone to college and need the money. This time it's from a differant company. Maybe it'll actually be profitable this time. I get paid everytime someone clicks an ad, but they made me sign a written agreement not to encourage you people to click the ads, so I'm not going to encourage you to click the ads. That would be dishonest of me. However, if you decide to click them on your own, that probabally won't be a problem.
1/10/2011 Some updates made to the About page
1/9/2011 New typo added to Signs
1/8/2011 New content added to Typos
1/1/2011 New typo added to Headlines
Also, happy New Year
12/27/2010 You may have noticed that the site looks slightly different
That's because I removed the background image. It makes the whole thing look cleaner and run smoother. The image also didn't work properly with certain monitor resolutions. So I removed it.
12/22/2010 Started updating the Trivia section again
Be sure to check there regularly for new and interesting facts.
12/17/2010 Spellcheck
I'm not that good a speller, and Dreamweaver doesn't have a spellcheck function, so the site has accumulated more then a few spelling errors over time. But fear not, for I just spellchecked the shit out of it. Those typos didn't even know what hit them.
12/16/2010 Honda UX-3 added to Only in Japan
12/15/2010 Major gallery update
Also, the About the Designer page has been updated.
12/15/2010 Site definition repaired
You probably don't know this, unless I've spoken to you in person, but I haven’t been able to update the site in a while because the site definition was destroyed due to repair complications with my computer. But now it’s fixed.
Brace for incoming content.
8/25/2010 New typo added to Signs
8/10/2010 New typos added to Signs
8/9/2010 New typos added to Warning Labels
8/1/2010 New typos added to Headlines
7/29/2010 After careful consideration of some information I recently received concerning Google™ AdSense™,
I've decided to cancel my Google™ AdSense™ account. What was this information, you ask? Well, as it turns out I need to get 25,000 hits before Google™ AdSense™ even pays me one dollar™. Fuck that! This seemed worth it back when I thought it was free money, but for that meager payment, it ain't happening. All the internal moral confilct has evaporated, I now know exactly what I need to do, and I have done it. My Google™ AdSense™ account has been canceled, along with the ad widget thingy.
Made some updates to the About the Designer page
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