Humor
In my opinion, I've been humorous throughout the entire site. However, I have dedicated a section of the site specifically to humor. Meaning, you are not, under any circumstances, to laugh at anything anywhere else on the site. Period. This is not up for debate. If you do, I will find you. And I will. . . nah. Just kidding. Could you imagine if I was like that? Well stop imagining, and look at the humor. It is humorous.
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