We live in an age of science. An age where almost every day, scientists are doing experiments, tests and studies to try and determine the great hows, whys, whats, whens, wheres and ifs of the universe, and in the process invent technologies to help us improve our lives in a plethora of differant ways.
However, for every study that helps us answer important questions, there's a labfull of studies that raise a new question; namely WHY? Call it bad science, mad science, a curiosity, or a waste of funds, it happens. Some scientist out there decides there needs to be a study to determine whether ducks prefer showers to tubs, or how effectively sound travels through chedder cheese at differant temperatures. Maybe they're ahead of their times, maybe they're a few test tubes short of a chemestry set, but they're out there doing experiments ranging from bizzare, to pointless, to disturbing, and everything in between, and they're not going away any time soon.
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