Have you ever wondered whether ducks like standing water or falling water better? I'm guessing you haven't. I know I never have. But Marian Dawkins, a Professor of Animal Behavior at Oxford University has, and she's wondered it enough to set up an experiment to determine once and for all, how ducks like their water.
First thing you need for this experiment is a bunch of ducks, of the sort that you'd find on a farm. Now you need a pond, a water trough, and a running outdoor shower. Now put the ducks where they have access to all three, and watch them. Where do they go?
If your experiment is anything like Dawkins', the ducks will mostly head for the shower. This proves, apparently, that ducks like falling water. To find out how this is significant, you'd have to read the findings she published, because I haven't got a clue.
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