Experiment THIS!
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What Hair Color does 007 Prefer?
His name is Bond. . . James Bond, and according to a a study lead by Kimberly Neuendorf of Cleveland State University, you're most likely to score with him if you have dark hair. Well, assuming that you're a woman, of course. And pretending for a brief moment that Bond is a real person and not a fictional character. But other than that. . . well, that's not really the point, is it?
The point is, 007 prefers women with brown hair, and there's science to back that up. Now, one would assume that such a study would involve capturing Bond, strapping him to a table, and slowly moving a high powered laser towards his crotch until he told you which color he prefers, but then again, do you expect him to talk?
No Mr. Bond! I expect you to die! ... in which case you'd have to get the information somewhere else, wouldn't you? One way you could go about it would be the way Kimberly Neuendorf did. That is, to go through every single Bond girl from every single 007 film (except for Never Say Never Again, because it is a remake of Thunderball) and access the various traits of each and every one.
As it turns out, 59% of Bond girls have black or brown hair, 27% are blondes, and 15% are redheads.
But there's more. Additional Bond girl intelligence is as follows:
- 46% had "strong sexual contact" with Bond, while 52% only had "mild sexual contact" (like kissing)
- Only 18% had long hair, but those that did were more likely to sleep with Bond
- More than 90% were of "above average attractiveness". The prettier, the better.
- Only 25% had American accents, but they ended up in bed with Bond more than the 43% who had European accents.
- One in five Bond girls was dead by the end of the movie.
- Girls who carry weapons are more like likely to end up sleeping with Bond than those who don't.
- Out of all the girls Bond slept with, two tried to kill him beforehand, two during, and ten after.
- 75% were white, 8% Asian, 7% were black (oh yeah, and one was gold)
And of course, Bond seems to encounter an unusually large number of girls with sexually innuendous names (including Honey Rider, Pussy Galore, and Plenty O'Toole). As far as I know, the study had no statistics for this phenomenon.
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