Sabertooth Chicken Dottcom

About the Designer, in Third Person

Guthrie Devine currently lives in Pasadena, California, and is currently studying graphic design the prestigious Art Center College of Design. He has skills in Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, and Dreamweaver, as well as some basic animation skills in Windows Movie Maker. Hthe designere was born in Culver City, CA, at a very young age. Then he did some things, and some stuff happened to him. It can be assumed that he will continue to do stuff and have things happen to him until he dies. This will most likely occur on the last day of his life.

As for things he likes to do: reading, computers, video games, learning interesting factoids, drawing, creating artwork on Adobe Photoshop, YouTubing, and riding his bicycle. His hobbies do not include long walks on the beach, because, well, who the hell goes to the beach and just walks around for an hour. Seriously! If he's at the beach, he's going to be relaxing in the water and then realizing he's floated just a little too far out to sea. But I digress, which I tend to do a lot. Or maybe he does. Wait a second! I'm him, but talking about myself... himself... um... I'm talking in the third person. Or he is. My brain hurts!!!

Or does his brain hurt? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, where was...the person typing? Oh yeah the origins of BrokenEye Unltd. Guthrie first designed the BrokenEye logo for a character in one of his movies. The character concept was trashed, and has since been lost into the mists of time. The BrokenEye logo itself, however, was adopted by Guthrie as a personal logo, and later assigned to his YouTube Channel, which was given the name BrokenEye Studios. As it turned out, there was another channel named BrokenEye Studios, which was rather inconvenient. Then Guthrie received inspiration from the logo of LucasFilm, which contains the abbreviation "Ltd." meaning "limited." Why not add "Unltd." (unlimited) to the end of BrokenEye? Not only did this avoid the duplicate title, but the name was more tranferable to things other than movies, and sounded cool. The BrokenEye Unltd. (or just BrokenEye) label then migrated to Guthrie's other accounts (except for his Yahoo! Answers account which is currently under the name "BrokenEye Evoluted"), such as deviantART and Motifake, until everything he created and put onto the internets was encompused under the wide digital umberalla of BrokenEye Unltd. And thus BrokenEye Unltd. was born. Eventually its going to be an actual compony or something, but Guthrie's not there yet.

The Sabertooth Chicken name just popped into his head one day and he thought it sounded cool. Not quite as good a story is it? But it's true.

Wait a second! Why am I telling you this? Why do you want to know so much about me? Are you with the governments? Who sent you? FBI? CIA? KGB? JLA? AA? GE? D&D? πR2? WTF? Stop asking questions! Get out of my head! You cannot be coming here! This is private property! Ahhhhh!

Okey, I feel better now.




BTW in case you haven't caught on by now, Guthrie is also slightly eccentric. But, hey. At least he's honest about it.

BTW waffles

BTW no waffles


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